Obama Wins!!!

Barack Obama has been elected as the first black president of the United States. This is an amazing historical event for America. And I am so glad that I don’t have to listen to that old battle-axe McCain for the next four years, Obama crushed him in electoral votes, 349 to 161! That very reassuringly tells me that despite all the stupid hicks in the USA there are still plenty of intelligent people — and thanks to them, the US can now start to recover from the damage brought on my that imbecile Bush. Ah, the other great news is that the House of Reps is finally overrun by the Democrats, it’s about time!